DANIEL SHIM

I’ve been watching this guy forever and I barely found his Tumblr NAO!? I am ashamed. This is a disgrace to the mother f-cking Asian race. Why he’s so special to me? Because I look up to him. I want to live his life, you know. D’AAAAAW! Lol, okay. But yeah. On a serious note tho - him, Community Channel: Natalie Tran, NdTitanlady: Natalie Duran and a lot of other people I watch on Youtube are people who have rubbed off their personality onto me. AND THEY’RE ALL IN COLLEGE YO! (besides Nat Tran.) HOW JEALOUS AM I? College, you are two f-cking years away.. where are you? I am now studying for Korean. Yes, I watch Shimmycocopuffsss while I study Korean, because he’s Korean and I listen to Taeyang’s sexy voice blasting through my computer while I masturbate to his abs. You guys need to stop judging a book by it’s cover… okay, that had nothing to do with judging a book by it’s cover. You all know I wish I was kimchi/kimchee/gimchi (yes, they’re spelled differently all the time) other than adobo and sushi. I wish I was Pho, Kimchi, Adobo, Sushi, and Congee. (I wish I was Vietnamese, Korean, Filipino, Japanese, and Chinese.) But no, God said I can only be Filipino and Japanese. It’s all good. Did you know that the real spelling of Kimchi is Gimchi, because this is Kimchi is Korean: 김치 and the gi-yeuk/gi-yeok (letter G in Korean) (ㄱ) is a ‘G’. But it’s pronounced as a K/G. You have to understand the Korean accent to get it. So Kim is actually spelled Gim in Korean, but in English, it’s Kim. Shimmy’s (Dan’s) last name is Shim. Lol, like Nong Shim (my favorite instant Korean noodles). Ah, I have a headache and I am stressed. After the whole meeting about College and stuff during fourth period today, I got a headache, because of all the stress put into just preparing for College. If applying for College isn’t hard enough, being in it is even harder. Take Shimmy’s word for it. Dark circles under eyes = University disease. I’m in high school, and I already have that. I’ll have a f-cking stroke at age 21, man. This isn’t good. 2:47am. Insomnia at its highest. While my College friends are having fun, I’m stuck here. Once I’m a freshman in College, they will be seniors. My generation needs to go die. NO, I’m just kidding! I can’t say that, because it’s not nice to say it. Dude, this is long. (That’s what she said.) I think I should crown this as an Ultra special blah blah blah #52, because this is random.

Shimmy, I love you. But you love Kristie and me, k? Just kidding. I love Victor more and I’m under-aged and I want his pee pee. UNDER-AGED? Psh. No I’m not. I am an old fart and I have an aged mentality, naw ‘mean? HAHA no. I love you tho haha, no sexual. Since I can’t say ‘no homo’, cos I don’t have a pee pee.