“Hello!  I would like to know why Parental Controls was enabled on my account when I created it.  It never gave me an option to enable nor disable it the day I made it.  I have tried to manage the settings via battle.net, but every time I would “send Parental Controls E-Mail” I would never receive the email.  My parents don’t have an email nor do they care about managing my playtime or anything like that.  It is inconvenient that I can’t access real ID or post on the forums.  Last time I submitted a ticket in-game about this matter, a GM told me I had to mail copies of my SS#, my passport, a Driver’s License, etc.  And I am a very private person and I don’t find giving my personal information necessary to enable REAL ID, post on the forums, and other privileges I don’t have that I may not be aware of because of the simple fact that I cannot access them.  A friend told me that when he made his account, Parental Controls didn’t enable itself on its own nor did he have to go through the process of disabling it, so I don’t know what’s going on.  On the bright side, I am a faithful subscriber and I am very pleased with everything else.  Thank you!”

Translation:  FUCK YOU BLIZZARD ENABLE REAL ID WHAT THE FUCK IS PARENTAL CONTROLS /ragequit