It’s funny when people try to have conversations with me about WoW in real life. Like people who don’t even play the game complain about it.  ”OH THE NEW EXPANSION IS BITING KUNG FU PANDA.”  You’re an idiot.  Pandaren were in the lore since Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne (production and development began in 2003.)  (Production for Kung Fu Panda didn’t start until 2004.)  They were also supposed to be implemented as a playable race into the first expansion, The Burning Crusade, but instead, they implemented the Draenei.  ”IT’S A CHILDISH GAME.”  Don’t play and don’t talk to me about it.  You’re a fucking idiot and you don’t know shit.  ”OH YEAH, I PLAYED FOR A WHILE AND STOPPED PLAYING, BECAUSE IT WAS SO LAME.”  How long did you play?  ”FOR A COUPLE WEEKS.”  Up to what level?  ”20.  IT’S SO BORING.”  You’re fucking moron, you never even paid for the game.  The game hasn’t even started for you.  ”BLIZZARD’S SERVICE SUCKS.”  You never payed for the game.  How would you know?  Trial accounts don’t count.  ”THEY BIT POKEMON.”  Well, they wanted vanity/non-combat companions to be utilized.  And it gives people something else to do other than leveling professions, leveling an alt, PvP, raiding, dailies, achievements, etc.  And it will also boost the “economy” of the server (depending on how populated your server is).  The auction house will be booming with pets, etc.  And it gives people another way to make money by farming pets that are in demand and shove them all into the auction house.  See, you don’t know shit.

As for the people who DO play WoW that think Blizzard is “dumbing down” the game: There is a difference between making things easier and simplifying.  Blizzard is merely simplifying the game.  Not that fucking hard.  They are already trying their best to make sure the game is suited to everyone’s liking.  In fact, in Cataclysm, they increased the difficulty and lost subscribers.  I will admit, I did not play during the earlier expansions.  (I started playing during the end of patch 4.2 Rage of the Firelands and didn’t reach 85 until 4.3 Hour of Twilight came out.)  However, though videos and researching, I do believe that I will tell you this.  The new expansion will be amazing.

I bet you people complaining about it are QQing about how you don’t have an invite to the beta.

If only I was rich, I would buy the damn annual pass.

FUCKING ILLIDAN (US SERVER) YOU PIECE OF IMPATIENT SHIT

Instead of warlocks potentially “tanking”, I say they should heal instead.  It would make more sense.  For example, the ability ‘drain life’ could be modified in such a way that it could be used to take life from a boss or enemy player and then transfer that life to someone in the raid/a friendly target — rather than it being an ability that is only beneficial to the warlock himself.  It’s like doing damage to the enemy target while healing other people/friendly target(s).  I don’t know it could be implemented in the game neatly, but it was just an idea I had.  Er, my opinion really doesn’t count, because I don’t know a lot about any class other than my own.  I’m just going off based on what I know about warlocks and again, based off what I know — I don’t see them being tanks, just because they apparently have crazy survive-ability or mitigation (from what I understand from the arguments on the forums).  Whilst it seems like a great opportunity for the warlocks who think it’s a good idea, I just don’t see how it would make sense for a warlock to tank.  I see them more towards a healer than a tank.  If anything, they are just a straight up DPS class.

Point is:  Warlocks?  Tanking?  No.  I don’t see it.  If you want to tank, roll a tank. You have plenty of options.  Druid, Paladin, Warrior, or Death Knight.  If any class should have a tanking spec added, it should be shamans.  Like I said, it would make more sense.  (From what I heard, shamans were supposed to have some sort of tanking spec in vanilla WoW, but they removed it?)  I don’t know.  I started playing WoW last November, so I don’t fucking know.

K, I’ll shut up now.

• Why would you fucking leave after our best attempt just to piss everyone off?  It’s a waste of gold for me to flask, drop a food buff, and fucking re-spec just for you bitches?  Waste of fucking time.  No respect for people’s time.  No fucking patience.
• How the fuck, THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK, do you expect people (who aren’t in a guild) to get an achievement when the only way to get the achievement is to have the achievement?  In order to do [this], you have to prove that you did [this] before, so you can do it again and get gear.  So how do you do [this] without having the achievement?  You lie about it and hope they believe you, then eventually once you do really good, they find out you didn’t have the achievement after all.  But in the end, it doesn’t matter.  You did good.  ”pst ilvl/achieve, no link no invite” I MEAN WTF.  So only people who have the achievement can get gear?  Even if I can be better than someone who has the achievement?  You never fucking know if that person just got carried.  Fuck you.  You just won’t give ANYONE a chance.  Even if they clearly KNOW the mechanics of a fight and clearly pull enough DPS.  Really?  REALLY?
• It’s fucking sad that I try so hard.  I mean, maybe I play too much and care too much about the game.  But seriously, if I (being a feral dps who isn’t tank-geared, who only has 397 tanking trinkets, no stamina gems, no tanking rings, and just a 4-set bonus that can ultimately save the raid) can tank a boss better than an actual tank (being an actual tank who is geared for tanking, with the right tanking gems, etc.)… THAT IS FUCKING SAD.
• Why the fuck would you kick me from your guild just because I proved you wrong that you are talking out of your ass? 50k dps on Ultraxion, my ass.  You wouldn’t be in a Level 10 guild that can’t even do heroic Morchok, if you pulled that much.  You would be 7th in the entire fucking world.  You would be in fucking Blood Legion.  You are clearly lying.  And I think it’s pathetic.
• Why the fuck would you say that I am not trying when clearly I have perfect attendance, pull more DPS than you, and come prepared?  I do my best and last time I checked, doing your best means you’re trying.  I understand that if DPS really mattered, Blizzard would’ve implemented it in the game.  I understand that it’s not fair for people to live up to an ADD-ON’s expectations.  If someone is not wiping the raid, not being rude in chat, or not afk; they are fine.  They shouldn’t be kicked.  But there is a difference between trying and not trying.  But honestly, if you’re 390+ ilvl — anything under 15k is not trying.  You’re in a fucking 10-man normal raid, you are ilvl 400, and you still can’t beat a 395 feral dps or a 397 hunter.  Don’t tell me that I should “L2P”.  YOU L2P!  lol
• You wiped the raid just because you wanted to be top DPS.  And because you wiped the raid, you caused people to leave.  You are essentially an oxygen-thief and you’re dumb.  What I find more amusing is that you still didn’t beat any of us in the top 3.  LOL

/ragequit

One time I got kicked for being too nice.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?  The only people you find on my damn server are egotistical, elitists who have no respect for new players or people who want to progress in the game, but won’t give them a chance.

But when you combine exhaustion with another person’s arrogance, I will not be afraid to start one.

Also, don’t say someone is not trying when they obviously try so hard.

Also, don’t be disrespectful to new players.  I’ve only been playing for a couple months.  Naturally, I won’t be so good, but I’m fucking good for how long I’ve been playing.  Give me some credit.  I’m sorry my DPS is not up to par with my gear.  But your’s isn’t either.  Don’t make excuses either.

I’m about ready to stop playing this game, because even though it’s just a game, it takes up my real time.

And if you really pulled 50k on Ultraxion, you wouldn’t be in a fucking guild who can’t even do Heroic Morchok.  Dumb ass.  Whoop-di-fucking-doo if you can, you successfully established dominance.  I’m soooooo intimidated.  I’d at least respect you more if you could prove what you say is true instead of just talking out of your fucking ass.

To Minikeg, you can suck my toe.  And play a real class.  You play all the OP classes.

And to the guild, who fucking raids at 10:30 central?  Why can’t we raid at like 5 or      6 central?  That would be more reasonable.  And if you’re busy IRL, then let’s fucking raid on a day that no one is busy, like the weekends.

/ragequit

“LF 1 tank prefer blood dk 2 healer FL quick rag kill ilvl 385+ link 7/7 achiev or no inv no exceptions cinders on reserve”

What’s stupid is that how do you get the fucking achievement when in order to get in these pugs you have to have the achievement?  And most of the time, the raid leaders of the pugs don’t have the achievement and just need some bored, geared, good person with the achievement to carry the group.  No, these raid leaders don’t care if you know the fight.  They are oblivious to the fact that the only reason why you didn’t down the boss is because you were in a bad group before.  And guild runs take forever.

Stupid stupid.